There was a period in history that I like to call "The Dark Ages Of Golf" when the people who played golf kept it hidden away from people who couldn't afford to play at private clubs. These rich elitists kept golf from the everyman like Scrooge McDuck keeps gold coins. All of that stupid attitude mess is long over now, though. Now, anyone can go to a local park course and hit the links. People like me can pay a reasonable fee, and have a great day hanging out with his friends and playing golf. Things have gotten so relaxed, that I can even wear all of my funny golf t-shirts without anyone thinking twice about it.
The first, and probably my favorite, of my funny golf t-shirts is my "Golf Hero" shirt done in the style of the "Guitar Hero" logo. "Guitar Hero" is super popular, and I must say that I'm pretty good at it. Not nearly as good as I am at golf, though. When I wear my "Golf Hero" shirt to the course, people take notice and dig it a lot. I've had so many people ask me where I got it, but I'm not telling. I'm not trying to start a trend!
My second favorite shirt says "I cleaned my balls for this?" It features a picture of two golf balls, all shiny and clean. I have actually been asked to turn my shirt inside out at a course. I was a bit drunk and yelled, "You got something against funny golf t-shirts?" I complied, but I had the whole clubhouse laughing about it as I headed to the bathroom. Every other course I've been to hasn't been so uptight.
My third favorite of my funny golf t-shirts reads "Get A Grip" and features several bent and broken golf clubs. I am notorious for destroying more clubs than I can afford to replace. I am not terrible at slicing my ball, but when it happens...boy, do I get mad. There was even one time when I borrowed a set of clubs and broke two of them in a fit of rage. My friend that I borrowed them from wasn't happy, but I replaced those clubs immediately. He bought me this t-shirt to remind me to take it easy on the clubs.
I admit that I'm not going to be the most squared-away dude you'll ever meet. Even my golf game isn't anything to brag about, mostly because I'm drunk and I'm only playing for fun. I get mad on the course every once in a while, but that's to be expected when you slice your ball deep into the woods. All I know is that I'm glad that golf is in a place where it is today where I can wear these funny golf t-shirts, have fun with my bros, and play a great 18 holes.
The first, and probably my favorite, of my funny golf t-shirts is my "Golf Hero" shirt done in the style of the "Guitar Hero" logo. "Guitar Hero" is super popular, and I must say that I'm pretty good at it. Not nearly as good as I am at golf, though. When I wear my "Golf Hero" shirt to the course, people take notice and dig it a lot. I've had so many people ask me where I got it, but I'm not telling. I'm not trying to start a trend!
My second favorite shirt says "I cleaned my balls for this?" It features a picture of two golf balls, all shiny and clean. I have actually been asked to turn my shirt inside out at a course. I was a bit drunk and yelled, "You got something against funny golf t-shirts?" I complied, but I had the whole clubhouse laughing about it as I headed to the bathroom. Every other course I've been to hasn't been so uptight.
My third favorite of my funny golf t-shirts reads "Get A Grip" and features several bent and broken golf clubs. I am notorious for destroying more clubs than I can afford to replace. I am not terrible at slicing my ball, but when it happens...boy, do I get mad. There was even one time when I borrowed a set of clubs and broke two of them in a fit of rage. My friend that I borrowed them from wasn't happy, but I replaced those clubs immediately. He bought me this t-shirt to remind me to take it easy on the clubs.
I admit that I'm not going to be the most squared-away dude you'll ever meet. Even my golf game isn't anything to brag about, mostly because I'm drunk and I'm only playing for fun. I get mad on the course every once in a while, but that's to be expected when you slice your ball deep into the woods. All I know is that I'm glad that golf is in a place where it is today where I can wear these funny golf t-shirts, have fun with my bros, and play a great 18 holes.
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